September 2011
I want to do this to someone at school.
Guys. Google is 13 today. A teenager. We're screwed. →
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“What is the capital of Peru?”
“How the hell should I know? Go figure it out yourself, lazy ass.”
“When I was young, I wanted to change the world. I found it was difficult to change the world, so I tried to change my nation. When I found I couldn’t change the nation, I began to focus on my town. I couldn’t change the town and so I tried to change my family. Now that I’m older, I realize the only thing I can change is myself, and suddenly I realize that if long ago I had changed myself, I could have made an impact on my family. My family and I could have made an impact on our town. Their impact could have changed the nation and I could indeed have changed the world.”
—Unknown (via creatingaquietmind)
“It is good to love many things, for therein lies strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done with love is well done.”
—Vincent van Gogh (via girlwithoutwings)
How to Make Google Translate Beatbox
1) Go to translate.google.com
2) Set the translator to translate German to English
3) Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch
4) Click the listen button
5) Be amazed =)
I believe the word 'studying' was derived from the words 'students dying'
remember the kid who voiced Nemo on Finding Nemo?
Reblog and click the picture
whoa! someone hit puberty ;)
Holy.Crap.
When your parents are yelling at you and they pronounce a word wrong.
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